A new way of driving an old car

If you have an old car then this is the way to drive it. Put it on a horse cart and sit on the driving seat and enjoy your journey.

Introducing car insulation

Try this new insulation introduced in cars it will prevent the car to get heated from sunlight. The Ac will perform more and even the tyres would not get heated.............................

Some more funny jokes

Did you hear about hte new French tank?

Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.

Where does the one legged waitress work?

The Ihop

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Damn

A blonde walked into a bar

OUCHH!!!

A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"

The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"

A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please" The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here" The mushroom says "Why not I'm a Fungi!"

Some Funny Jokes

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. (Scott)


Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "


Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.


Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!


Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy